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My Critique Module has been upgraded!

Wed Dec 5, 2007, 11:42 AM

Mood: Rant
Listening to: Jamiroquai - Dynamite
Reading: Interactive erotic fiction
Watching: Rob look at me write a rant
Playing: With myself
Eating: My words
Drinking: The blood of DeviantART

Yes, that's right, folks, come and check out the new-and-improved Critique Module 2.0, available as a plugin for Jon Purdy version 1.0 and up. It has the following mind-boggling features, all designed to prevent global warming due to DeviantART's high hot air emissions.

Support for advanced critique with brutal honesty!

Lower fluff and hot air emissions than ever before!

The inability to feel sorry for bad artists!

Muffins!

Best of all, the Critique Module 2.0 comes prepackaged with the new Super Advanced Review of so-Called Art as it is often seen in the popular Section on the front page Module! It automagically places artists who are considered good merely because they are popular at the bottom of the critique stack!

Isn't that great!?

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~Jaraiya-on-Crack Dec 5, 2007, 12:20:57 PM

YOUR AN ASS HOLE. As always

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I reject your reality and substitute "

" my own!!!!!!!
"Don't move...I think I just failed a spot check."
"Roll to see if you see that giant spider ahead!"
Du bist kaum eine Person.
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~Jaraiya-on-Crack Dec 5, 2007, 12:24:44 PM

But seriously, this makes me laugh, because you only recognize good art, but you are not a good artist. Par, and better than I in the visual arts, but not fantastic. Only par, and not enough to say those things.

Made me laugh, though.

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I reject your reality and substitute "

" my own!!!!!!!
"Don't move...I think I just failed a spot check."
"Roll to see if you see that giant spider ahead!"
Du bist kaum eine Person.
~AdvertiseYou, ~WritersClub

~Kaiseto Dec 5, 2007, 3:16:44 PM

Rob, it's in response to my latest journal entry. Go read that before making a douchebag of yourself

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And then, for a solitary, fleeting moment, the universe was absolutely, perfectly silent

As if muted in awe

~EvincarOfAutumn Dec 5, 2007, 5:14:09 PM

I fail to see how. I'm just taking the advice of

in his recent journal.

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As a courtesy to foreign members of dA, I try to speak in the native language of every artist on whose work I comment. I do my best on my own, but often I need to make use of online translators to assist me, so I apologise in advance for my mistakes!

~MCWhitey Dec 6, 2007, 3:58:52 AM

wow rob you need to shut your face jon, is an amazing artist. and you have no right to say that he's not. "Besides your posibly the worst visual artist i've ever scene."
*joke*

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"Even i get boarded sometimes do you think i had much of a choice?"-Han Solo

~Jaraiya-on-Crack Dec 7, 2007, 4:14:33 AM

How do you know my first name?

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I reject your reality and substitute "

" my own!!!!!!!
"Don't move...I think I just failed a spot check."
"Roll to see if you see that giant spider ahead!"
Du bist kaum eine Person.
~AdvertiseYou, ~WritersClub

~Jaraiya-on-Crack Dec 7, 2007, 4:15:20 AM

according to your use of the comma, Jon needs to shut his face.

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I reject your reality and substitute "

" my own!!!!!!!
"Don't move...I think I just failed a spot check."
"Roll to see if you see that giant spider ahead!"
Du bist kaum eine Person.
~AdvertiseYou, ~WritersClub

~Kaiseto Dec 7, 2007, 11:39:16 AM

... Alright, aside from that being a dumb question, as people refer to you as Rob online plenty, it's because I know you in real life.

But I'll let you figure out who this is for yourself.